onsdag, mai 14, 2008

Engelsktentamen

Det er til min store skuffelse, eller din, at jeg har lagt merke til at det er morsommere å endre på loggen, enn å skrive i den XD
TO BAD.

I dag hadde vi engelsktentamen. Jeg suger så mye rompe i det at det blir helt ekkelt. Men for at du skal få le litt av mine ynkelige engelsk kunnskaper, dårlige stavelser og gramatiske feil, kan jeg lime inn PART B, som det så stygt ble kalt...



PART B

Money makes the world go around

Have you ever heard the story about the young man who inherits a factor after his dad’s death?
Well, if not you will do it now. Let me tell you.

For around hundred years ago a man called Mr. Ricky decided to start a factory. He drawn lots and lots of sketches of it, and it were just only getting bigger and bigger. In that factory it should be produced cheese.
He was a man very smart man, Mr. Ricky, very rich and logical. This could not go wrong! And it did not go wrong either.
The factory was built, and the cheese was started to sell rely well. Everyone loved the cheese; it was something special and interesting with it.
Mr. Ricky was happier than ever before. He had a good income, and the workers were also pleased because they were paying well, and their boss was a really kind man.
Ricky was bayed a new house, a big, nice old house. He married with a pretty woman called Lilly, and five years later they were given theirs first little baby, a boy which they was called Elliot.
Some children are very kind, generous to other people, clever and full of love. Elliot was not that kind of child. He was mean and spoiled. But his parents, Mr Ricky and Lilly, were blinded of love and said never no ore told him never to stop. They did not see how mean and greed their son hade been.
If you ever hade the honour to met the family your self, you could for example asked Mr Ricky if he was happy. He would probably answer yes, and started to tell you about his well doing cheese factory and his funny little son.
If you asked Lilly the same question she would smile a happy smile, and answered yes and than started to tell you about her wonderful husband and their little sweet son Elliot, which would grow up to be a rich and smart man.
If you asked Elliot if he was happy, you should be pleased if he even gets an answer.

But when Elliot was only sixteen years old their carefree tragically comes to an end. Mr. Ricky died in a terrible car crash, and from that day Elliot was the new boss on the cheese factory.
Like I told you in the start, Ricky was a kind man, smart and logical. Elliot was nothing of these. He did not know anything about management a factory, and he was not taken any concerning to the workers. Greed was what manages in the locations.

To make sure that you understand, I will tell you how Elliot worked in the factory, what he decided and what that did.
Elliot was only sixteen years old, but anyway he was more greed than an old man.
The first thing he did was to cut down on the workers pay, from 10penc to 3penc an hour. Elliot was pleased, but the workers were not pleased at all! They wanted a new boss, but there was not much they could do for it. They were afraid to streak, because than they could loose their job, and it was hard to find new ones. The only thing they could do was to no longer give their best to do the cheese good. That was at least something. Elliot did not notice that, he was way to dumb.
The next thing he done was to make the working shift longer for the workers. Elliot thought that was clever, but off course it is not. Why? Because Elliot is not clever, that is why.

Elliot wanted his production to be more effective. To make this happened, he ordered in more milk to make cheese, and bayed in bigger and more expensive machines. The cheese was still demanded, and it was a long order form after the product.
Elliot did not know anything at all about making cheese, and the workers did not tell him how it worked. So when he decided to not let the cheese stand and mature long enough to get the right taste, he was happily unknown that now the cheese would be disgusting. No one likes a boring lump with no taste.
Everyone knows that a cheese have to store, but not Elliot. He was used to get everything served on a dish.

And so it continues, in one year. The cheese was almost not bayed of anyone anymore. And if no one bays, there is not coming any money into the factory. Like I already have said, Elliot was not logical. He did just produce more cheese than ever before, and the workers were laughing behind his back.
Not long after that, Elliot hade any more money. He could no longer by in more milk, he could no longer pay the workers to stay on the factory. He was desperate, but there was nothing to do.

And so it goes, if you only care about money!




Dette er dokk ikke den jeg leverte inn, for da hadde jeg giddet å lese igjennom, som små feil og sånt var forhåpentligvis ikke like store der...

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